Dribbles and Bits

I was accused today of having 'intangible personal mannerisms'. What the hell does that mean?

Xmas carols are, in my view, an exercise to measure how long you can hold your breath. Examples: The "Gloria" refrain from 'Angels We Have Heard on High' and "Oh come let us adore him" from 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful'.

You know...that frantic, desperate feeling you get when you lose your toothbrush...

It was a droopy coffee filter day. The same day when you are washing your hands and the water runs up your sleeve to your elbow in defiance of gravitational laws. The same day you forget your toothbrush.